Knock Knock Joke Fish

Boy 1: Knock knock?
Girl 1: Whose there?
Boy 1: Fish!
Girl 1: Fish who?
Boy 1: Fish be with you.

Joke of The Day

This is a joke of the day post. Today is the next of Tuesday which is Wednesday. Someone just laugh. Did someone just laugh because of a joke and that is the joke of the day. 

Good Jokes

There was once a joke to be told but not yet told. This joke is a good joke and it is not a bad joke. A good joke is a joke that is good and nothing but goodness within. What can you say about a good joke? If you take out the one letter o in good then that Becomes God joke. We are not going to joke about God but about a good joke. Once there was a good joke and the people are happy to hear it. Just like once upon a time and by the way there is a once upon a time TV series and it is a nice or good TV series.

To good to be true jokes are nice to heard. It is like laughter is the best medicine. 

Joke of the Day July 21 2016

Boy 1: Do you want to joke or not?
Boy 2: Here it is. Knock knock?
Boy 1: Who's there?
Boy 2: July 21
Boy 1: July 21 who?
Boy 2: Today is July 21, 2016. Sigh! And today is Thursday. I repeat Thor's day. Lol. 
Boy 1: Thank God it is good to be Thursday today!

Dumb Joke

Boy 1: Are you dumb?
Boy 2: Why do you know?
Boy 1: I was just assuming that you are dumb. Why did you imply that you are dumb?
Boy 2: It was just a joke to make you happy. I get average grades only so I think I am dumb.
Boy 1: I am average too that is why we are together right now.
Boy 2: I get you!

Simple Knock Knock

Knock knock? Who's there? Knock knock? Knock knock who?
Knock knock on the heaven's door, knock knock on the heaven's door.

What Kind of Joke Are You?

What kind of joke are you she asked. It is in a situation where they were joking to each other to her boyfriend. The boyfriend just loses his job because the company needs to lay off some of each employees. The boyfriend just say sorry and said don't worry we will have job again. I am not kind of a joke. Both were happy as they were saving for future use. We have to eat you know. We might grow some vegetables in our backyard not the backyard monster that you think. As we talk we might talk about laughter. Do you laugh when you read this? I bet you won't but smile anyway. Smile when your heart is aching.

Raising eyebrows are great to have with. Some said it is a unique abilities and people would love to see it and even imitate and see on the mirror. That would be the possibility that would happen. Eyebrow is great and it is an art and some would shave the eyebrow and I wonder why they did it. These kids are really great of raising there eyebrows. 

You probably know him or not. He was smiling and surely he is happy. Who was he looking at. Maybe you there my friend. YUN OH! He is a celebrity and he is really popular among boys, lesbians, girls, and gays.

Joke 1

I want to tell a joke about 1 and if 1 is put to words then it spelled as one and only. One only. One plus one may become 11 which is false. Have you heard of a sick joke within your friends? A prank may be funny or may hurt the prank victim. There are great hard working prankster out there and post it video sites like Youtube. Do you want to joke with your friends? Joke and laughter is a great thing to have in conversation or group conversation.

Joke Juan is another story. It is story of Juan who is fun of making jokes, and likewise joke may hurt or may make people happy. Why not dress in clown? Clown are on demand on children's birthday party. Clowns are equip with their laughter kit which is the purpose is obvious to make children happy.

If you are good at joking then maybe it is hereditary or it is just your passion. Clown is a biggest decision to have to make children happy. Have you watch a movie where it involve clown? I watched a movie ago and the children really laugh at the clown. Now there is Mascots of famous food chain and they are being rented for the fun and laughter that the Mascots bring.

A Fun Joke

A fun is something that make us entertain or laugh. A joke is likewise a fun or it can be written or said but there is a bad joke sometimes. Most in the gathering between friends are making fun and telling jokes. Games can be fun and there are many games around like board games. Knock knock who's there? Is a fun game that is also a joke.

Joke 101

Joke 101 is a fictional subject. A 101 is mostly heard on academic curriculum of a course. Do you think there is a course in joke? Maybe there is or maybe there is not. One loves to read joke and laughter because we want to laugh and be happy. Knock knock? Whose there? is a great kind of joke and laughter. When you put r in joke it becomes Joker and Joker is a fictional character but a super villain in the movie Batman. Joker loves to laugh and that is his signature character. Laughing gas is a chemical that is really strong that when you inhale it you will really laugh. It is surprising how this laughing gas is made by Chemists. In Joke 101 you can learn many jokes and laughter. Laughter is the best medicine as they said. Joke, laughter and humor are great to have in our life and in the internet.

10 - 1 Jokes You Can Share

1) Man standing at ATM machine!
Thief: Get and withdraw all the money and give it to us!
Man: But I do not have ATM!
Thief: Than what are you doing here?
Man: Just to chill myself in their air conditions.

2) World's three vary innocent faces:
A- Sleeping child.
B- The person who is asking to for give some money!
C- Our Friend who is sitting in front of our parent!

3) When did the king die?
In his last war!

4)What is the main reason of divorce?
Marriage!

5) In which state biggest rives flows?
Liquid!

6) When our Prime Minister birth?
On his Birthday!

7)How will you divide 7 mangoes between 10 people?
By making Mango Shake!

8)In whole year, where maximum ice fall?
In Glass of wine!

9) Wife (Angrily): I just can not believe this! You forgot my birth day! How dare you!
Hubby (in very tempting voice): Darling, how can you expect me to remember this day when you never look any older!
Wife: Really, my love?
Hubby: Yes, Honey... (thinking - Thank God, I recall the dialogue at right time, otherwise, I would have dead today)

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo

Do you know about Shaggy and the talking dog Scooby-Doo?  When you have cartoon network in 1990's you probably seen Shaggy and Scooby-Doo on action. They are really afraid of many things but they get through it with the help of some of their friends. Before it was animated into a cartoon characters and now it had a movie with live people and great video effects. Kids will really love this movie. You can see Shaggy was wearing green on this outfit with little red on his neck and Scooby-Doo is clever as ever. They are both clever but they are frightened mostly by ghosts and fearsome characters. Sure the movie is funny and entertaining. 

West Philippine Sea Dispute

There is a dispute in the West Philippine Sea. China want to claim the part of the sea which is rich in natural resources and many fisherman fish there and because many fisherman fish there so we will realize that there are many fish there for food and livelihood. The area of West Philippine Sea dispute is called the Scarborough Shoal. There are many small island like in the west of Philippine sea and to the east of the Scarborough Shoal is near the Manila Trench which is 5000 to 6000 meters deep. Having a deep of 5000 to 6000 meters is really deep as you can see. Philippines has many islands and there are many islands from north, east, west, south of the Philippines. It is amazing of how this island are formed. It is really amazing.

July 4th Yesterday and I went to City Health

It is July 4th yesterday and I have seen a post in social network FB about happy July 4th. Yesterday I went to the city in City Health and as I arrived I saw the doctor which is my aim to have appointment with but too bad he had to go because he had appointment somewhere in our city. He said to come back later in the afternoon so I came back but still he wasn't and he was really busy. In the afternoon it was raining and as I went outside my neighbor, a girl neighbor who is married, called me but I rush to my aim to go to the city but I was disappointed because the doctor was not there.

What is Jokeki?

Jokeki is a short word for "Journal of Keki". I,  Keki made this blog. For the past six and a half months I have weaken. When you are weak your faith is tested. You feel your body is tired as if you don't have energy. We need to strive for the greater good for ourselves, for our family and for our community.

With the rise of the internet there are many information that were being put in the world wide web which can be access by computers in your home or in the internet rental outside. Many websites sprouted in the internet and it counts to many websites.

The scope of this journal are many things like news and laughter. Laughter is the best medicine as they said.